What is it about this year's clay-court season that is making the men of the ATP Tour look like such pansies? These guys are playing at some of the biggest tournaments of the year, for major money, ranking points and bragging rights. And they are quitting midway through quarters, semis and finals! I can't remember a retirement rash this bad since I started watching the sport. This goes way beyond Andy Roddick and Radek Stepanek both giving up in today's Rome semifinals. Take a look at the list of players who've tapped out on the dirt this season, not including those men who withdrew prior to playing a match:
Estoril
No. 3 seed Ivo Karlovic retires in first round, trailing wild card Rui Machado 6-4, 1-0.
No. 5 seed Gilles Simon retires in second round, trailing Flavio Cipolla 6-2, 5-3.
No. 2 seed Nikolay Davydenko retires in final, trailing Roger Federer 7-6(5), 1-2.
Valencia
Steve Darcis retires in first round, trailing Guillermo Garcia-Lopez 6-4, 0-0.
Qualifier Christophe Rochus retires in first round, trailing Eduardo Schwank 6-2, 2-0.
Yuri Schukin retires in first round, trailing Robin Haase 6-4, 4-1.
No. 8 seed Potito Starace retires in quarterfinal, trailing Tommy Robredo 6-3, 3-0.
Monte Carlo Masters Series
Sebastien Grosjean retires in first round, trailing Ivo Karlovic 4-6, 6-4, 4-1.
Tommy Haas retires in first round, trailing qualifier Olivier Rochus 6-1, 3-0.
No. 11 seed Juan Monaco retires in second round, trailing Nicolas Almagro 6-2, 3-0.
No. 8 seed Mikhail Youzhny retires in second round, trailing Igor Andreev 6-3, 0-0.
No. 3 seed Novak Djokovic retires in semifinal, trailing Roger Federer 6-3, 3-2.
Barcelona
Jose Acasuso retires in first round, trailing No. 16 seed Feliciano Lopez 5-2.
Ivo Minar retires in first round, trailing qualifier Marc Lopez 3-1.
Janko Tipsarevic retires in first round, trailing Ernests Gulbis 6-4, 4-2.
Lucky loser Ruben Ramirez Hidalgo retires in first round, trailing Denis Gremelmayr 7-6(7), 2-1.
Viktor Troicki retires in first round, trailing No. 10 seed Nicolas Almagro 6-2, 0-0.
Qualifier Marc Lopez retires in second round, trailing Juan Ignacio Chela 5-1.
Rome Masters Series
Qualifier Juan Martin del Potro retires in first round, trailing No. 16 seed Andy Murray 5-7, 6-4, 1-0.
No. 12 seed Fernando Gonzalez retires in Round of 16, giving Nicolas Almagro a walkover.
Nicolas Almagro retires in quarterfinal, trailing No. 3 seed Novak Djokovic 6-1, 1-0.
Radek Stepanek retires in semifinal, trailing No. 3 seed Novak Djokovic 6-0, 1-0.
No. 6 seed Andy Roddick retires in semifinal, trailing Stanislas Wawrinka 3-0.
And ladies and gentlemen, I hate to jinx the Rome championship match, but it's hard to forget that Djokovic retired against Wawrinka once before in a clay court final: 2006 Umag in the middle of a first set tiebreak!
-Josh